You've served me well oh quiffing crown, I've worn you well for years
But now it's time for you to go, I promise there won't be tears
For chemo has replaced you in the short-term time to pass
But this I can't complain of coz it's kicking cancer's ass
And we shall be reunited like a short-term lover's tiff
Where I will proudly wear you - short in back and front the quiff